hotmethodist: man what is it about dudes and kate beckinsale
MissHaleyMac: eh, she’s hot
hotmethodist: is that okay? which ladies are acceptable crushes for dudes?
hotmethodist: we need to make a list
MissHaleyMac: umm, yeah she’s ok
hotmethodist: zooey deschanel
MissHaleyMac: she’s annoying, but she’s hot
MissHaleyMac: kate beckinsale not zooey deschanel
hotmethodist: right b/c ZD is essentially perfect
MissHaleyMac: yeah
hotmethodist: um, let’s see…
what was the sea
that swept your love away from me
the ocean
that drowning plane of vast emotion
a moat
in tarry black i sink and choke
the supposed gift
of love should soar
and lift
but burdensome
and useless as our hearts become
your worship ways and my sore knees
the extent to which i tried to please
the future laughs
the answers rustling in the trees
punchlines [...]
My heart is breaking for my friends.
At the Tweedy shows Jeff joked that his band Wilco had been put on a list of “Gay Bands”. I thought this was pretty much the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life (since uh, my giant crush on Jeff Tweedy is very heterosexual) and laughed it off [...]
