Life with Sari so far:
“I love this picture of Hermione from Harry Potter with a Corona.”
“What are you on!?!”
“Gawker. Or sadness, depending how you meant that.”
“So I had all my pictures on the kitchen table and I had my one with Colin Farrell on the top and I was out with Andrew Sunday and all of a sudden he spazzed. ‘Can I just SAY something that’s been bugging me since Thursday? Did you HAVE to have that picture of you and your ex boyfriend right on top sitting out right on top!? And you keep REFERRING to your photos like how you HAVE to pack your photos?’ And I was like ‘…that’s Colin Farrell.’”
*sings* “Take another ride on the Her-shey high-way…..”
