Oodleday

So I’m either going to the now-sold-out Oscar party with Evanator or Pihbwa, and I would vastly prefer to go with Evan because life with Pihbwa is, you know, UNBELIEVABLY awkward (that and I’ve seen what homeboy’s like after a few drinks and it ain’t pretty)- but I did talk to him about it first so we will give him until Tuesday to say anything about whether he’s coming with me or not before I (gleefully) default to Evan. But it’s not like I’ll bring it up to him before then because I’m passive-aggressive like that. It’s how I roll, boo.

Speaking of passive-aggressive, once again I bring you the first 20 of the new year. Huzzah.

An exercise in which you tell 20 random people 20 different things:

1. God, if I didn’t know you and I just saw you I would never ever think we could be friends. But now I don’t know who I’d be if you hadn’t changed my life.
2. Lucky. Lucky, lucky, lucky you. But maybe not lucky so much as “it’s about damn time”.
3. I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings but you need to get the hell over it. Maybe if you’d been treated as you deserved you wouldn’t be dealing with the same crap you are now.
4. I would be lying if I didn’t note that, while I hate that I need so much outside input with my life, you are the one I want to explain myself to most. I want you to understand me more than anyone else.
5. I have to admit, I’m a little dissappointed. I think you are greater than you are allowing yourself to be. But I’m tired of cheerleading.
6. Formula for awesome= you+me+verb.
7. What do you really want? You make my head spin with all your contradictions. I support you no matter what you do but DO SOMETHING already.
8. My experience with you has ensured that I will not make the same mistakes again. Come back, come back, come back.
9. Oh my God, another trainwreck? Did you miss the part where I told you how bad things happen? Augh.
10. You are better than I could hope for and more than I deserve.
11. It’s so nice to be able to love you again with all that water under the bridge. Life’s too short.
12. I wish I had seen more with you and done more with you. You are one of the few people I would decompartmentalize on purpose.
13. I hate it. I hate it I hate it I HATE IT. Hate. It. Hate. Like, HATE. It.
14. Do not let life pass you by. We worry he’s bringing you down.
15. I believe in you. I wish you were on the other side of this equation.
16. Thanks for being a jerk. It really made a difference.
17. Your days of making me feel terrible are numbered.
18. Whether you know it or not you gave me the asskicking I needed when I needed it. Thanks. Now go to hell.
19. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! Are you insane!?
20. It’s been years and I still think of you. I wonder if you read the books I stained and think of me.

February 27th, 2006 | Category: Daily, Dudes, Memes/Lyrics | Subscribe to comments | Leave a comment | Trackback URL